01 9 / 2014

officialannakendrick:

could you please put your crying kid on vibrate

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01 9 / 2014

"Oh good, you’re awake."

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01 9 / 2014

I know that my track record is shit…but I really do love you.

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01 9 / 2014

I don’t understand why I can’t stop. I’ve never had a problem controlling myself!

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01 9 / 2014

You'd be surprised what I'd do for love.

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01 9 / 2014

notahammer:

black widow + quotes

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01 9 / 2014

poptimism:

Mallory Ortberg has a voice like an old movie actress. (“Male Novelist Jokes” at the Last Bookstore in LA)

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01 9 / 2014

01 9 / 2014

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01 9 / 2014

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